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Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon’s Independence Day Message To Nigerians Will Leave You ROTFL

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Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon has sent an Independence day message to Nigerians today October 1st and as usual, it has left Nigerians rolling with laughter.

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is well known for his use of ‘complex terms’ to communicate the simplest things.

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Read his message below:
“As we celebrate Nigeria’s autarky at 59, we must reflect on the urgent need to pull Nigeria out of its marshmallow of centrifugal excrescences that currently weighs against our centripetal agglutinants.
“The Sisyphean challenge to the pax nigeriana of our dreams, more than anything else, still remains our maladorous, putrescent, frankeinstous and opprobrious drift into a cocoon of ethnocentric chauvinism and syphilitic parapoism.
“Until we extirpate the hereinbefore mentioned gorgon medusa, all efforts at nation-building amounts to vacuous sciamachy.
“Best wishes Nigeria
“~ Patrick Obahiagbon.

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