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The Rants Of Ants

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Ant wey dey find work, applicAnt

Ant wey no care, nonchalAnt

Ant wey dey smell nice, deodorant

Ant wey like to please, pleasAnt

Ant wey no wan cooperate, recalcitrAnt

Ant wey chop Gala, gallAnt

Ant wey too stubborn, adamAnt

Ant wey dey carry shoulder, arrogAnt

Ant wey dey too show himself, flamboyAnt

Five Ants + Five Ants, tenAnt

Ant wey no dey accept defeat, resistAnt

Ant wey dey do birthday, celebrAnt

Ant wey finally get visa, immigrAnt

Ant wey no know anything, ignorAnt

Ant wey de talk too much: flippAnt

If you think this is humorously relevANT and significANT, you can add yours to the ANTics of this ANTology!

Credit: Mahfouz Adedimeji.

My Own Karamoic Variation…

Ant wey dey play Ruy Lopez chess…ANTelope
Ant wey dey wet floor….Antwerp
Ant wey dey line up….Antique.
Ant wey dey decking…..Ant & Dec in England
Ant wey dey pace around…Anticipate.
Ant wey dey chop signals…Antenna.
Ant wey dey kill virus…Antivirus.
Ant wey dey sing national music…Anthem
Ant wey dey tone body…Anthony.
Ant wey dey disturb person brain…Anthropology.
Ant wey dey fear too much…A(n)tmosphere.
Ant wey dey piss….PeasANT.
Ant wey dey peep…PAnt.

*If you can also harangue your Facebook friends with creative rants, feel free to join our digital RANTings about ANTs…Go ahead with your own variation of Arrant Nonsense! (Professor Adedimeji just provoked me to explode my poetic rantings! Oh my God.I am just a bloody prose merchANT till my last day!)

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